So I have some news.
While the Afflecks have been doting over Baby Samuel (and surely showering even less frequently than usual) and the Smiths have been spending loads of money attempting to bribe Lady Gaga into mentoring Willow, I’ve been doing something much more productive in my free time.
(I know, haha! As if I have free time between holding the puppet strings at the New York Stock Exchange and plotting Blue Ivy Carter’s fall from grace. I’m taking Midtown Manhattan back, Beyoncé.)
Anyway, mostly on planes between Los Angeles, New York, and Paris, I’ve been writing a book. A real one this time.
Suri’s Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood’s Little Sweetheart will be published by Running Press this fall. The book will be my completely new, completely definitive guide to the families of Hollywood, and no one will be spared – better prepare yourself, Mason Disick.
If you’re bored, you can find out more about the book and my ghostwriter here. I myself am going to go buy noise-canceling headphones. Katie’s decided to start singing again.

Totally Gallifreyan.
Because when the answer to any question on Fringe isn’t “because Peter loves Olivia most,” it’s Doctor Who.

Apparently, Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey has a pregnant wife.
I refuse to accept than anyone in the Downton cast lives in modern times, or that Matthew Crawley’s baby might be a ginger.
I interviewed to be the manager of your branch…
Jim’s all “actually you were busy doing a play in London”
Yeah she was. Best. Ever.
Can we talk about how I saw this new photo on my dash:
And thought Huh. Pretty decent Tenth Doctor cosplay, random dude.
Before it appeared on my dash again. And wait, is that…THAT’S ACTUALLY -
OooOoOOoOOhhhh.
For future reference.
(Source: flapperorslapper)
I’m not going to post a link to the thread because the conversation happened over two years ago, and I don’t want to encourage drama or anything like that. So you’re going to have to take my word for it that this is real. And I’m not tagging this post with character tags because I don’t want fans of the characters to come across this grossness. But yeah. I JUST NEEDED TO SHARE.
Here is a catalog of things said in the conversation. The things I’m quoting all come from one person, but there is someone there agreeing with everything that is said. SO TWO PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST IN THE WORLD.
I’m putting this under a cut because the things that are being said are really gross and hateful towards women. My commentary will be in brackets.
I find it unlikely that anyone following me subscribes to the “it’s just fictional characters/just a TV show/it’s not that serious” attitude, but this is a good example of why that argument doesn’t fly. The quotes here are extreme examples, but they demonstrate a lot of the very real sexism and misogyny that mass media can inspire or unearth or encourage in people. With comments like this, it’s not “just” a TV show, it’s symptomatic of a very disturbing attitude towards women that is in no way limited to the fictional world. You can see that even in how the insults go beyond the character and into the actresses themselves.
Now brb, reblogging stuff about how awesome Rose/Martha/River/Billie/Freema/Alex/et al are.
# irene and sherlock # i don't care if this franchise is all about holmes/watson # i just love rachel mcadams and rdj so much # she better be in the third movie # movies: sherlock holmes





